I really liked that big deer with the horns and all, but my friend Lou pumped a half a dozen 12 gauge slugs into it the other night. So, that's pretty much gone. I like those pink birds. You know with the long legs. I got some of those. But the kids down the road stuffed them with M-80's and blew em all to h***. So I'm thinking, everything I put out there either gets shot up or blown up.
What if I just get one of those store dummies? One that looks like my ex-wife. Then at least I can have fun unloading with a full clip of 30-30's when I get home.
Or should I just get a bunch of tires, paint em pretty colors and stick plastic flowers in the middle?
I don't think anybody will shoot them. I hope.
2007-01-26 05:49:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Get a couple of rabbits, plant some vegetables, and let them graze. Pretty soon you'll have a whole lot of them running around your yard, making it look real cute. I hear rabbit stew tastes real nice too.
2007-01-26 15:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the junkyard, get a couple of comodes. Plant daiseys in the bowl. Real classy !
2007-01-26 06:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the tires and put flowers in the middle, that would look real pretty!!
2007-01-26 05:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the traditional gnome. The one with the red cone hat and white beard. I'm sure he'll protect your home.
2007-01-26 06:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink flamingos
2007-01-26 05:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here people like to take old iron bed frames and turn them into flower beds. Like Queen size even.....
2007-01-26 06:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by otisisstumpy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where you live but in CA people have bushes shaped like animals. Although this one is in RI.
http://gonewengland.about.com/cs/newportatractions/a/aagreenanimals.htm
2007-01-26 05:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should get the ever-popular garden gnome or some pink flamingos.
2007-01-26 06:01:21 · answer #8 · answered by maryanndertal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bullet proof swan family.
2007-01-26 05:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah John give up on the lawn ornament - seriouly!!!
2007-01-26 05:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by Bernadette C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋