Polls & Surveys - 8 December 2006

2006-12-08 17:24:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 17:23:04 · 16 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6

What is your weird side?

well mine is, i can get mad at small things that most of people would even find strange. but sometimes there is things that i really should be mad at, but im not.

2006-12-08 17:21:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need a dare for two 13 year old girls to do at the mall. My lil' sis was asking.

2006-12-08 17:17:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

your first love ?

does that song make you cry or smile?

2006-12-08 17:16:30 · 16 answers · asked by Creative 2

♥

2006-12-08 17:13:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

...Are yopu 100% you on Answers? Do you act completely different on here then in real life? Do you use this site to fill a void in your life (EX: maybe you don't talk to new people much in your real life, but find it easier on here)



Thanks Everyone! I am going to bed now, Goodnight!

=)

2006-12-08 17:13:15 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Can people really be this stupid?

1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that I could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

2. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

3. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

4. I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

5. Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

6. I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

7. My neighbour works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

8. Police in Radnor, PA, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

9. A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency.

2006-12-08 17:13:08 · 9 answers · asked by Ashley P 2

2006-12-08 17:12:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

All other western, democratic nations have abolished the death penalty.

2006-12-08 17:10:47 · 11 answers · asked by richmond 1

2006-12-08 17:09:31 · 14 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4

Are you a person who cares about others first and then yourself or opposite?

For me, i care about others, i mean first my family, friends, even people who i dont know and need help, then myself.

2006-12-08 17:09:19 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

To all who lit a candle on my daughters website during the past 24 hours a lot of comforting words left with the memory candles thank you everyone. Candles were lit from all over the globe and I am sure she enjoyed the travel and will keep an eye over you from now on. God bless you all peace be in your heart today and always.
with Love and a feeling of peace in my heart Kathy(katlady927)

2006-12-08 17:09:04 · 10 answers · asked by katlady927 6

if yes,lucky you!

i have never seen snow in my life. :(

have a great day ♥

2006-12-08 17:08:37 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

....but i love brandon boyd more though....

2006-12-08 17:08:06 · 8 answers · asked by the consequence 2

...use Dizzay?

I've never used it (I like P&S too much), but what is the site like?

Thanks!

=)

2006-12-08 17:07:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 17:06:39 · 15 answers · asked by richmond 1

P&S feels so empty!

2006-12-08 17:06:20 · 8 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5

2006-12-08 17:06:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

after "lucky" the leprachan's 'lucky charms' ? whats' so special about them ????

2006-12-08 17:06:01 · 5 answers · asked by amy 1

2006-12-08 17:05:53 · 4 answers · asked by Dr. Greenthumb 2

What 3 records would you take with you

2006-12-08 17:02:48 · 13 answers · asked by colin050659 6

I'm not really up to date on the stalker/stalkee relationship etiquette. What should I do?

2006-12-08 17:01:53 · 26 answers · asked by E_Soup 5

If a person drove you absolutely crazy, you could barely tolerate them. But no matter what you said or did, they loved you with All their heart?

2006-12-08 17:01:40 · 14 answers · asked by the23FireKeep 4

Would you die for the person you love? be honest. everyone loves their life and it is not so easy to chose :) but would you? do you think that person would be thankful and remember it or just be thankful and forget it after a while? AND if someone died for you, what would you do?

Just wondering, im bored :)

2006-12-08 17:01:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 16:59:45 · 30 answers · asked by I'm Gumby Damnit! 2

2006-12-08 16:58:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 16:57:25 · 17 answers · asked by Alicia K 1

The Warning Signs of Insanity...

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbour for setting fire to his lawn decorations.

Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.

People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.

Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.

You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little illusion.

You collect dead windowsill flies.

Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

You like cats. Especially with mayo.

You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island because they weren't rescued.

You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

Melba toast excites you.

When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him because "the napkins have ears."

You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.

You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)

People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

You keep thinking this is the year for the Red Sox.

You despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only Hindi.

You see migrating flocks of ducks in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps you from joining them.

The person you always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.

You like reading lists like this.

2006-12-08 16:56:33 · 8 answers · asked by Ashley P 2

http://messenger.yahoo.com
then scroll to bottom of page and click on 'launch web messenger'
i am on!

2006-12-08 16:55:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous