2006-12-08 17:06:39 · 15 answers · asked by richmond 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no he just wipes his a** on the face of humanity
2006-12-08 17:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm sure at some point, MANY people feel as tho THEY are God's Toilet Paper...
2006-12-09 01:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Sphincterphims. The lowest class of angel there is. Their job is to gently blow on God's crack and to polish his posterior. Their towels are made of the dreams of little children, and their breath smells of lilac. (God digs lilacs.) So, no, God doesn't use "paper" per se...
2006-12-09 01:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Randirion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, to toilet paper your house and blame it on me...Oh wait, it was me. Darn, I was planning on saying, "Who else could have gotten so high as to get toilet paper up there?"
2006-12-09 01:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mankind was made in the image of God. With that Knowledge maybe you can figure it out. If not then you are obviously one of God's little jokes
2006-12-09 01:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by Dumb Dave 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No,God does not use toilet paper.God is a spirit not a physical being.Why would He need to wipe his a** if He doesn't have one?
2006-12-09 01:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by Fang 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there is No intake or discharge system with god. it runs with electricity
2006-12-09 01:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by sk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
touche. No, God is a spirit. no bodily functions to speak of.
2006-12-09 01:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Becca 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do teletubies use toliet paper?
2006-12-09 01:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by alyaknatasha2006 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who knows? but he does see your dumb question lol he will get you for this but the real ansewer is no he wipes on green grass lol
2006-12-09 01:08:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2006-12-09 01:08:37 · answer #11 · answered by Boop 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋