Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 3 December 2006

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Have you ever bought something from an infomercial?

Like exercise equipment or a juicer?

2006-12-03 07:46:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Are you Laughing or very Disturbed by this?

Little Johnny was only 12-years-old. He had been hearing a lot about courting from the older boys, so he asked his mother what and how it was done.

She told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This Johnny did, and this is what Johnny told his mother later.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then they turned off the lights, all but the blue one. Then the boyfriend began kissing her and putting his hand under her blouse.

"Pretty soon they began to pant and get out of breath, and then he took his hand from inside her blouse and put it under her dress. When he did this, Sis began to moan, sigh, squirm, and scoot down toward the edge of the couch, until soon she was lying down. Then he unzipped his pants and pulled out a big eel about 10" long. It was standing up and he had it in his hand to keep it from getting away. Sis started to help him and they both wrestled it. Finally, Sis held it while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting. Sis had both hands on it, and she spread both her legs to she could get a better hold on it.

He helped her by laying on the eel. Soon they got the eel between them, and Sis wrapped her arms and legs around her boyfriend and they started to wrestle that darned eel between them, and that eel put up one hell of a fight. Sis squealed and her boyfriend almost upset the couch, and for a minute I thought the darned thing was going to get away from them, but Sis grabbed it just as it was going to get away from them and stuck it back between her legs. Pretty soon they gave a big long sigh and grunted and stopped moving.

"Her boyfriend got up and they sure had killed that eel because he hung, limber as a hot water bottle, with some of its insides hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were all tired out from the battle. They started loving and kissing again, and by gosh, that eel came out and wanted to fight again. Sis gave a squeal and grabbed it in record time, and the way they both wrestled and battled with it-it was the best wrestling match I ever saw. This time they had a longer struggle, but Sis and her boyfriend finally won!

They really killed him this time because her boyfriend pulled its skin off and flushed it down the toilet."

2006-12-03 07:45:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What character from history would you most like to meet????

There cannot be a remotely wrong answer on this. The person you choose can be alive or passed on....enjoy the easy two and for one....ten points.
Enjoy....

2006-12-03 07:45:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

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How do they treat a woman in an abortion clinic?

Are they compassionate? Or do they just hurry you thru??

2006-12-03 07:44:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Is there someone in your past that you regret ever knowing?

2006-12-03 07:43:21 · 28 answers · asked by Angel 5

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Do You Consider Youself A Dork or Nerd??

I do for sure!

2006-12-03 07:43:17 · 10 answers · asked by Lovely 3

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which student is smarter?

the one who does all his homework and gets C's or the girl who gets both A's and F's? shes obviously smart but doesnt complete all of her homework and it causes her to get F's.

2006-12-03 07:43:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What do you love most about the holiday season?

I love listening to Christmas music and spending time with family! :)

2006-12-03 07:41:40 · 11 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7

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MEN: Would you ever wear a mankini?

Like the one Borat wore?

2006-12-03 07:41:21 · 6 answers · asked by donewiththismess 5

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Just wondering.....?

What's the hardest thing you ever had 2 do? 4 me I guess it was 2 break up with my ex to go out with my other ex I mean it was better than me cheating on him b/c I didn't luv him not like I luved my the other guy. It really sux b/c he doesn't really talk 2 me ne more. But I guess I don't blame him!!!!

2006-12-03 07:40:06 · 15 answers · asked by jamsterz10 2

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dream life or designers world???

i want one for christmas....which one should i get??

2006-12-03 07:38:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Have you ever been stood up?

Hard to believe - but once in a while it happens to the CucumberMan!

2006-12-03 07:38:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

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How many jellybeans could fill Beetlejuice's head?

2006-12-03 07:38:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you think that the Americans have been put off buying another bridge that spans the Thames?

2006-12-03 07:36:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Fun stuff to do on myspace???

uuhm i would like to know if there are any fun games u can play through conversating on myspace.com
Like: Describe me in 1 word, and 1 word only . Or : give 6 questions to a person and that person should answer all 6 no matter what, and honestly.

I would like to know if there are any fun games like this...

2006-12-03 07:35:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

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