Polls & Surveys - 2 November 2006

do you think a lot of people here ask really sick/wiered questions just because they crave attention?

2006-11-02 10:06:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Its a really long story I'll just tell you a little bit.She is a drama queen,and she is driving everybody in the family crazy.Example if I mess up she is the first person to say something to me.If she messes up nobody can talk to her about it because she will start crying.She blows alot of money which affects the whole family,and she gets almost whatever she wants.She sometimes eats my food and basically takes my stuff when I'm not looking.I try to look past it,but she just keeps making me angry.I don't think she will ever change,or let somebody talk to her.She thinks she knows everything.

2006-11-02 10:05:55 · 6 answers · asked by O♥/ MalOdey /Oღ 5

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

2006-11-02 10:05:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-02 10:05:30 · 8 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6

2006-11-02 10:05:05 · 6 answers · asked by smtwtfs_04 3

What about other seasons? and Where on earth do you live?

2006-11-02 10:04:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

From greek mythology

2006-11-02 10:04:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

In other words, what were you doing today, 10 years ago. For those of you who remember.

2006-11-02 10:04:32 · 7 answers · asked by bubbalicious 1

Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

2006-11-02 10:03:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-02 10:00:36 · 12 answers · asked by hmbn 4

(who better)christina agular or jessica simpson
(who better)paul wall or eminem
(who retarder) paris hilton or new york from flava of love



i think christina agular,eminem and new york and paris hilton r at the same level.

2006-11-02 10:00:24 · 12 answers · asked by puerto_rican_chica2011 2

2006-11-02 09:59:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

The best thing, according to some goody goody people, might be to face the truth and be honest.

2006-11-02 09:58:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need something original and funny.

2006-11-02 09:58:08 · 12 answers · asked by Alycca 3

If so, what have you done that makes you the black sheep?
Or what have you Not done that makes you the black sheep of your family?
Do you care that you are?
Do you wish you could change?

2006-11-02 09:58:02 · 12 answers · asked by Angel 5

some kid killed himself in a car wreck and they said he was doing this.

2006-11-02 09:56:14 · 10 answers · asked by smtwtfs_04 3

2006-11-02 09:54:20 · 8 answers · asked by LaCasa Studio 3

If you are, just watch this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4&mode=related&search
I promise, it'll make things better and put a smile on your face. It'll warm your heart to see it and renew your faith in mankind. Pass it on to your friends, and make them smile. Have a nice day! :)

2006-11-02 09:52:35 · 20 answers · asked by kewlchic189 4

Like even a person you don't know. like on TV,radio,and stuff...i do everytime, is that weird, i must not be the only one right?

2006-11-02 09:52:30 · 13 answers · asked by ♣suzie Q♣ 4

CLEAN MY SHOES? Every answer he gives on here ends with
"clean my shoes".
WHY?

2006-11-02 09:51:55 · 5 answers · asked by Welshchick 7

What was your high school mascot?
Where you into your school "spirit"?
How did you show school "spirit?
Did your school do any pranks on other schools?
Which school was your "rival"school?
What do you remember as your Best memory during high school?
Where you into school clubs?
Did you attend school dances?
Which was your favorite high school class?
Can you remember your high school principale's name?
Did you ever ditch a day of high school?
What was the worst high school memory?

2006-11-02 09:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by Angel 5

2006-11-02 09:50:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

You just can't WIN!

2006-11-02 09:49:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I can (I think). One time I was stuck in traffic while I was driving home from work and I saw a woman walking on the side of the road of the expressway but her face was drenched in blood so I was concerned and I rolled down my windows and I asked if they needed help and she said she couldn't get her car door to open on the drivers side because she had been hit so she had to go out of the passengers side. And then I asked if she wanted a ride with me so we can get some help and when I unlocked the door, I turned around and she was GONE! I looked forwards and backwards and side to side to see where she could have gone but it's like she just disappeared.
I was stunned for a minute and I could feel the hair standing on the back of my neck and I had goosebumps all over. And I felt that I just saw a ghost or communicated with one.
Three days later, I was browsing through the newspapers and I looked in the obituary section and there was the picture of the woman I had "communicated" with.

2006-11-02 09:47:58 · 6 answers · asked by bubbalicious 1

so i think im both evil and good what do you think?

2006-11-02 09:47:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have the whole Endless Love collection. I love that one. It makes me feel great. I was just curious if there was a lot of other people out there that loved them too.

2006-11-02 09:46:07 · 10 answers · asked by ♥just me♥ 5

2006-11-02 09:45:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

"That's rad"

2006-11-02 09:45:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Explain what that means to you....

2006-11-02 09:44:02 · 22 answers · asked by Angel 5

2006-11-02 09:42:03 · 15 answers · asked by strange-artist 7