Polls & Surveys - 6 October 2006

2006-10-06 10:00:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners ♥

2006-10-06 09:59:29 · 6 answers · asked by Don't get me started 4

2006-10-06 09:59:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 09:57:53 · 25 answers · asked by julean33 2

2006-10-06 09:57:22 · 6 answers · asked by jdhayman 5

About a half an hour ago i just did a one hour swim work out. I feel so good now. i also feel really good about my body because i'm fit!
What do you do for excersise?

2006-10-06 09:56:58 · 7 answers · asked by mountaingirl88 3

SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.

404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

2006-10-06 09:56:23 · 6 answers · asked by Don't get me started 4

2006-10-06 09:55:30 · 20 answers · asked by jdhayman 5

I did, twice today.
Yea, I'm that crazy!

2006-10-06 09:55:14 · 20 answers · asked by gymfreak 2

New Words

TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on.

2006-10-06 09:54:53 · 5 answers · asked by Don't get me started 4

2006-10-06 09:54:12 · 10 answers · asked by jdhayman 5

with fried catfish?

2006-10-06 09:54:12 · 20 answers · asked by badgurl 5

what ya think
A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False
The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
Semen is a term for sailors. True or False
Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False
Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False
Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False
Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False
A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False

2006-10-06 09:54:06 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5

2006-10-06 09:54:06 · 11 answers · asked by Angie 3

2006-10-06 09:53:42 · 25 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3

2006-10-06 09:53:21 · 7 answers · asked by Kookie 4

2006-10-06 09:53:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Nevermind sexual orentation....

2006-10-06 09:52:34 · 4 answers · asked by jdhayman 5

I was scared at first, but now I'm happy. I'm glad my baby's going to have a daddy :)

2006-10-06 09:49:59 · 29 answers · asked by Tammy 1

2006-10-06 09:49:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I hate Palpatine/Darth Sidious the most.He was such a self-centered,selfish jerk.He ruined so many lives most of them including the ones he was close to.He should never have become chancellor or emporer for that matter.

2006-10-06 09:48:07 · 9 answers · asked by debralizjr 4

I pulled an all-nighter last night to get some work done (probably b/c I spent too much time goofing off here!). I've been up for about 30 hrs now and I am still amazingly coherent.

What about you?

2006-10-06 09:44:53 · 12 answers · asked by J.Z. 3

or just going out?

2006-10-06 09:44:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I ask b/c I have some really odd things in my purse at times. Extra kudos to you if you can guess what strange item I have in my purse today! :)

2006-10-06 09:42:54 · 10 answers · asked by J.Z. 3

Maybe I wouldn't get insulted so much or at least if I do, I'd be expecting it.
So go ahead and click on the link and give me a funny or serious answer (lol):
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AibtKka6i4e.I2B0f2fHk8_sy6IX?qid=20061006132908AAfNP5Q

2006-10-06 09:42:24 · 14 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6

And your age is....?

This is a Poll - Thank you for your time!

2006-10-06 09:41:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 09:41:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 09:39:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

if so, what is it?...mine is i can cheer someone up or make them feel good when they're down

2006-10-06 09:39:17 · 4 answers · asked by ♥Meow♥ 5

Anwer this please.
1. What is the meanest thing you ever told your best friend?
i said this today "If you dont stop talking i will hunt you down cut all your hair off at night and make you look like raggedy anne!"

3. I am a 12 year old girl and im usually nice this morning i was ok but then as the day went on i was ready to fight i was sarcastic all day is this hormones? I already had my period this summer when i was 11.

2006-10-06 09:38:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous