2006-10-06 09:53:42 · 25 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sactuary my dear. I have 10 fact-based books in between a pair of bookends in our toilet. This is not as crazy as you think , by the time you have had you sh**t , you've read a paragraph of quite interesting facts. Politics , Cars , Railways , anything!!. Why do women take so long in the bathroom , your 'boat-race' cannot be all that ugly surely?. You then come out after some 1 hour or so with your 'war paint' on and not much difference than when you went in.
2006-10-07 03:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a bloke, and I do all the cooking in our house. As the grub so produced is strongly vegetable oriented - cooked from fresh (not microwaveble packaged 'food'), the poo factor in our menage is rapid, but a bit ripe in terms of odour (Ordure/odour - get the pun - or the pong?)
Of course, I ensure that I will not spend too long in the 'salle au ponger' by enjoying a few beers every night. Hops and veg are great for the bowels. But I don't go out and buy my newspaper until I have sat upon the Throne.
Women - the answer is simple. Get your guys to do the cooking, and reward them with some beer!!!!
Ho ho, etc.
2006-10-06 18:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's one of the few real pleasures of the day to sit on the loo reading the paper.
2006-10-06 16:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by LondonNick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bodily function doesn't take that long but some times that good book or newspaper is really hard to put down.
2006-10-06 19:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by rovgers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We enjoy it!! and i personally make sure i'm empty before i leave the loo... And i use a maximum of 12 sheets per poo to clean up... 1 loo roll will last me a month!!
I crap economically :)
2006-10-06 16:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
coz we men 'think' we are perfectionists, so when we do something we believe we are doing it better than ever before. there's a lot of work going into our movements and we can't rush it or else perfection will just not happen.
2006-10-06 18:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by pugsbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a lot of guys its the only quality time they get on their own.
2006-10-06 20:45:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a cr@p what do you think?
2006-10-06 17:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We take a long time because it's the only place where we don't get harass with stupid questions.
2006-10-06 16:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by Olivier P 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I read a newspaper
2006-10-07 10:11:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋