My dog is hairy, smells bad, sticks his tongue in my ear all the time, is constantly going to take a pee, demands my attention, insists that I feed him, always wants to "go out", whines and barks at all hours, doesn't get along with the neigbors, and is generaly pretty much worthless. Ditto for the wife. On the other hand, my wife doesn't crap in the yard. On the other hand, my dog is cheap and easy maintenance. What a choice. What a choice. Or should I just get a lizard and be done with them both? But I do like my dog.
2006-10-03
11:45:27
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