I found this on star wars dot com from someone who said that he got it somewhere else.
It's hilarious.
Ways To Make Episode II Better Than Episode I
Near the beginning of the movie, Jar Jar Binks finds a light saber and accidently activates the weapon whilst he holds it pointed at himself.
Near the beginning of the movie, Jar Jar Binks is tortured and killed by the new empire for apparently no reason.
Near the beginning of the movie, Jar Jar Binks is eaten by Jabba the Hutt.
Near the beginning of the movie, an asteroid destroys the home planet of Jar Jar Binks, destroying him and the Naboo. Luckily, Padme survives.
Jar Jar Binks has become a slave on tattoine. He decides to escape, but forgets that he has an anti-escape device implaneted in his body. His owner sets it off, and he explodes, near the beginning of the movie.
Jar Jar Binks becomes a jedi but joins the dark side of the force. Yoda dispatches him quickly at the beginning of the movie.
Do u agree?
2006-09-04
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