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If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you accidently ate your own tougue what would it taste like?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
if a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why do you go back and forth to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why do dogs sniff other dogs butts to say hello, why dont they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Do they have girs bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
can bald people get lice?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human would eat?
2006-06-05
10:54:56
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25 answers
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mae mae
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