Someone asked what is Johnny Carson doing right now so I wrote my answer and she remove her question. Here is my answer please do better.
TOP 10 THINGS JOHNNY CARSON IS DOING NOW:
10) Marrying or divorcing someone named Joanna.
9) Telling an extremely G-Rated version of the Aristocrat joke.
8) Hanging out with Chevy Chase's career.
7) Interviewing God and asking him if the Ed Ames axe toss was television's version of the burning bush.
6) Watching Colbert.
5) Playing stump the band (featuring Beethoven, Mozart, Joe Strummer and John Lennon)
4) Discussing karma and Joan Rivers with Jesus.
3) Steve Allen thank you session.
2) Carnac says "Pamela Anderson's Left breast, Pamela Anderson's Right Breast, and Kid Rock. Name Three boobs.
and the number 1 thing Johnny Carson is doing right now
running the whole show.
2006-11-30
09:02:38
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Pretty_Bad_Logic
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