This rancher was having a problem getting the rooster that he had to mate with his hens. So he went to his neighboring farmer and asked him if he had any roosters that he would be willing to sell. He said that he had one but the farmer would have to watch him because he would try to screw everything. The rancher said that was okay he had a lot of hens.
The rancher took the rooster home and right away went to screwing all the hens until the hens were wore out. The rancher said he had better slow down or he was going to screw his self to death. But the rooster got up and went to screwing the horses, cows, goats, and pigs, until all the animals were wore out. The rancher told him again that he was going to screw himself to death. But the rooster just kept on.
One day the rancher went outside and saw a bunch of buzzards circling around and saw the rooster laying on his back dead. The rancher went to him and said i told you.
the rooster said
SHHH HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15
08:56:48
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Pamela P
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