Once there was an elephant and a mouse playing around and the elephant stepped on a piece of glass and she cried outloud. She said to the mouse, i will give you anything to get the glass out of my foot. the mouse replied, anything? anything said the elephant. So the mouse said I never did an elephant before, could i do that? Yes said the elephant
Meanwhile a monkey was whacking off in the tree's and seen what was going on and almost fell out of the tree, the monkey dropped his coconut right on the head of the elephant and the elephant yelled OOUUCCHH!!!. The mouse turned to the side and said o i'm sorry am i hurting you?
2007-02-25
14:43:06
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