> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
>his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
>she could see from the bedroom window.
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
>there were people in the shed stealing things.
>
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
>said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
>should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available.
>
> George said, "Okay, " hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
>police again.
>
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
>people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause
>I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
>
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and
>an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the
>burglars red-handed.
>
> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
>you'd shot them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
>
> (True Story) I LOVE IT.
2007-02-20
09:40:44
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