> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
>his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
>she could see from the bedroom window.
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
>there were people in the shed stealing things.
>
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
>said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
>should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available.
>
> George said, "Okay, " hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
>police again.
>
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
>people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause
>I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
>
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and
>an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the
>burglars red-handed.
>
> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
>you'd shot them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
>
> (True Story) I LOVE IT.
2007-02-20 09:40:44 · 20 answers · asked by mo the man 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-02-20 10:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-20 18:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! Smart man that George!
2007-02-20 17:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story I love it
2007-02-20 18:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by LOVELY S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That story was great I'm going to share it with my co-works they love this kind of stuff.
2007-02-20 17:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by looking4answers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, amazing. Great story.
2007-02-20 17:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by Josh S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah that is sooo funny, i can't believe its true- it makes you nervous to think that that is a true story ;/ lol
2007-02-20 18:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by AB &♥; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'a great story. I love it too.
2007-02-20 17:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect!!!!
2007-02-20 17:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is great i love this i am going to share this one!! lol
2007-02-20 21:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ole' george
2007-02-20 17:46:23 · answer #11 · answered by discostu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋