Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

2007-01-31 04:07:05 · 9 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ode Tae A Fart

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in your belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'body's gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek

But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae **** my breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell it's no ma worry

A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wiz him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair

Where e'ere ye go let yer wind gan’ free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie's party
Ower the sake o one wee farty

2007-01-31 04:07:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 04:06:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-31 04:06:40 · 8 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

Me, I would spend it on Yahoo Answers! LOL JUst kidding, I would spend more time with my kids.

2007-01-31 04:06:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 04:06:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-31 04:05:48 · 33 answers · asked by sydney 2 in Polls & Surveys

it can be artists from past and present! i'd love to see u2 duet with queen!

2007-01-31 04:04:52 · 20 answers · asked by tinkypinkles 3 in Music

2007-01-31 04:04:37 · 7 answers · asked by ike 2 in Television

I found out today that Pearl Jam are playing at Wembley in June 2007. They have put some tickets on sale to members of their fan club but as i didnt join in time i missed out! Does anyone know when they will be in sale to the general public?? Please help i need those tickets....

2007-01-31 04:04:35 · 1 answers · asked by anna2121uk 2 in Music

Just play the game dude's!! and my last name ain't dude's!!

2007-01-31 04:04:07 · 20 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

for me its plain cheese cake.

2007-01-31 04:02:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I woke up this morning to a __________! And it made me feel _________... Now all I can think of wanting to do is___________!!!
PLEASE!!!! Oh! Have some fun people!!!!! :o)

2007-01-31 04:02:49 · 9 answers · asked by CJ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 04:02:42 · 6 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Polls & Surveys

So that you wouldn't tell Dragon's boss why the copier is "mysteriously" on the ceiling?

Thanks fer answering this POLL! ♥

2007-01-31 04:02:41 · 9 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

the song i had on a single years ago was called im in love with you but when i have tryed looking it up the only one i dont reconize is called all at once is it the same, where could i listen to that track to see it it is that same song

2007-01-31 04:02:40 · 5 answers · asked by diddydinsdale 2 in Music

I know stars and regular people like you, im humble smart ive met many old stars parents were in the biz met john wayne lots

2007-01-31 04:02:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

just this minute reached level 2¬¬

2007-01-31 04:02:30 · 8 answers · asked by caesar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 04:02:01 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me: Cockatoo

2007-01-31 04:01:52 · 59 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 04:00:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

This sticker is an insight into you. As you change so will your bumper sticker. Unless you have arrived at something about you that will not change.

2007-01-31 04:00:41 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 04:00:38 · 10 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Polls & Surveys

i never knew who did it cause my job hours,i missed alot.

2007-01-31 04:00:34 · 5 answers · asked by Baby Doll 3 in Television

Who’s names do you think would be up there...!!

i have some
RICHARD...first guy to be on leadership board
jimbo....
posion ivy....

who do you guys think....!!

2007-01-31 04:00:30 · 17 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 04:00:20 · 6 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know it means something, But would you donate it to a child in need and ask others to help? I'm planning to help a child out.

2007-01-31 04:00:18 · 13 answers · asked by ♥HotGal♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

They sing about getting a bad hangover and they say they are never goning to drink again. Thats all i know. Do you know the song?

2007-01-31 04:00:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

THERE WERE SEVERAL DIFFERENT BAND MEMBERS . Favorite SONG from your favorite line-up??

2007-01-31 03:59:46 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

What are your lucky charms?

2007-01-31 03:59:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys