Entertainment & Music - 22 January 2007

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman picks up a loaded shotgun and aims it at the customer. To this the customer replys "thanks" (sincerely) and walks out of the bar.
Why?

2007-01-22 03:49:41 · 12 answers · asked by abcdefg 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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does anybody here want to sing along with me????

Let's gather 'round the campfire
And sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song!
And if you don't think we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along!
Bum bum bum...
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along.........

2007-01-22 03:49:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the one really sick food concoction you mix up when nobody's looking?

Mine is sour cream and sugar with a touch of vinegar.

2007-01-22 03:49:15 · 12 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Movie Quotes about Friendship?

I need quotes from movies where the quote mentions friendship or being a friend. For example:

Wizard of Oz: Dorothy says, “Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had."
or
in 13 Going on 30: Jenna says, “I love you, Matt. You're my best friend!”

Please help! I need the actual quote, not just the movie. Thank you!

2007-01-22 03:49:05 · 7 answers · asked by Katherine W 7 in Movies

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Whats your favorite type of music?

I love Opera ,Rock ,Classical, ALL METAL ,Jazz ,Hip Hop, Soft Rock . . . . Pretty much everything out there and i sometimes wonder if any1 is that open minded 'cause no 1 seems to be

2007-01-22 03:49:03 · 18 answers · asked by Bethy_Pengen 2 in Music

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Big Brother -sorry, 'Teddy to dump Danielle'?

yes its true folks,Sky news.
Hes apparently humiliated about her behaviour and is ready to kick her out of his house when shes out.
I never liked Teddy before, I sure as hell like him now !

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13564158,00.html

2007-01-22 03:48:59 · 25 answers · asked by kate d 2 in Celebrities

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what is the best site to purchase concert or play tickets at the best price?

looking for 4 tickets to jersey boys in S.F. on 2/24

2007-01-22 03:48:54 · 4 answers · asked by ROGERO 2 in Music

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Do you have a good or better driving record?

thanx~

2007-01-22 03:48:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Bud light..?...Miller light..?...or some of that yuppie crap...?

2007-01-22 03:48:16 · 15 answers · asked by Rowdy 2 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm a taurus and my Boyfriend is a Virgo...are we ok?

Sometimes I thing we're too much different but we love each other TOO MUCH!!!

2007-01-22 03:48:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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Guns N Roses?

Whats ur all time fav. GNR song...Dont Cry and Paradise City is mine

2007-01-22 03:48:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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why is it so dark in here, in my ___________________?

2007-01-22 03:48:05 · 11 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What film should I watch this week - Rocky or Last King of Scotland?

2007-01-22 03:47:57 · 4 answers · asked by James C 1 in Movies

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dumb or not kids don't you love em ????????/?

A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had brexsts bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are ... the dumber the person is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger mxmbers than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are ... the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with his answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again.

He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."!

2007-01-22 03:47:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Inspired by Jessica... Do you think about anything when eating Bananna?

2007-01-22 03:47:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I am trying to come up with a cute nickname for my new beau, I need ideas. What are the nicknames you used fo

your mate? He is PR and Indian.

2007-01-22 03:47:25 · 7 answers · asked by Sassy Shut Your Mouth 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Where in the hell is Big???

I leave for two days and all hell breaks loose, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE FILL ME IN!?!?

2007-01-22 03:47:23 · 11 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Can someone give me a quick update on Smallville please?

I haven't seen it in quite some time. The first I've seen it in months was the "Justice League" episode, which I thought was terrific by the way.

I read somewhere that Lana was preggers. Is Lex totally a completely a villain now? Why did I get the impression yesterday that Luthor Sr. was actually protecting Clark. He said Clark had been having dinner with them when everything was going down at that 33.1 plant. He wasn't. Did Lionel hook up with Martha? OK that's it.

Sorry to be annoying.

2007-01-22 03:47:17 · 4 answers · asked by Q&A Queen 7 in Television

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