Entertainment & Music - 4 January 2007

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"

"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Via--a pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."

He said, "Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

2007-01-04 06:55:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-04 06:55:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

blind
deaf
mute

sorry if I mispelt anything

2007-01-04 06:55:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 06:54:50 · 7 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

*yaawwwwn*

hehe :)

2007-01-04 06:54:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I find no meaning in life anymore. Everything is so dark and lonely, and when I find myself believing, everyone abandons me. Why is life so unfair to me, why do I suffer so, why didn't my mom buy me those pants I wanted, my sould is worthless now.

2007-01-04 06:53:49 · 12 answers · asked by Forsaken EMO 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 06:53:35 · 49 answers · asked by CTU 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 06:53:13 · 3 answers · asked by samson 1 in Comics & Animation

Does anyone know where I can find the 50-55 script Pages of POTC3:AWE that was leaked? If so plz post Id greatly appreciate it.

2007-01-04 06:52:29 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Via--a.

The pharmacist said "That`s no problem. How many do you want?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That`s too small a dose. That won`t get you through s-x."

The gentleman said, "Oh, that`s all right. I`m past eighty years old, and I don`t even think about s-x anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes.

2007-01-04 06:52:22 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-04 06:52:08 · 18 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'd attach it to my computer because it's so slow!

2007-01-04 06:52:00 · 11 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 06:51:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think I am going mad. I thought I remembered a scene in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves where Alan Rickman as the Sheriff is trying to consumate his marriage to Marion. he places his feet between her legs and parts them. Has this scene been cut or was I imagining it. Its driving me mad.

2007-01-04 06:51:10 · 3 answers · asked by laurasimonuk 3 in Movies

i like to play games and watch and save movies and l have a big audio collection i do muilttask

2007-01-04 06:50:39 · 1 answers · asked by tWeRk s 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-04 06:50:38 · 20 answers · asked by Lorrie W 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 06:50:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mines the beginning! "Beverly Hills is down the hill!"

2007-01-04 06:50:13 · 15 answers · asked by Fairy Dust :*:*: 2 in Movies

I love funney movies, please alot of funney movies. Thanks.

2007-01-04 06:49:57 · 18 answers · asked by kitty 6 in Movies

2007-01-04 06:49:51 · 20 answers · asked by tony f 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-04 06:49:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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http://www.d70.k12.il.us/dlieding/UGLY%20MAN.jpg

2007-01-04 06:49:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who is Better,Christina or Britney in all...I know it's difficult question.Me,Christina,because she blows away everything when she sings,although I like Brit's some way in music...tell me why and your thoughts!

2007-01-04 06:48:56 · 43 answers · asked by reuswth 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-04 06:48:55 · 18 answers · asked by cuteseximami 2 in Music

ain't that time of the month so I don't have accidents. Like laughing on here! I have had to do a lot of laundry some days.



My IBS, that is a whole different story!

2007-01-04 06:48:53 · 6 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 06:48:26 · 6 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 06:48:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 06:48:08 · 5 answers · asked by hbk13 3 in Celebrities

2007-01-04 06:48:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a New mouse in my house (named Fast Freddie) and hes one mean bad azz. When i was out someone tried to break in, Well fast Freddie did a cool spin kick move and knocked him out. When i can home i found the guy tied up and Fast Freddie was standing there with his leg up like he had a little captin in him.

2007-01-04 06:47:32 · 17 answers · asked by Charisma 6 in Polls & Surveys