An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Via--a.
The pharmacist said "That`s no problem. How many do you want?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That`s too small a dose. That won`t get you through s-x."
The gentleman said, "Oh, that`s all right. I`m past eighty years old, and I don`t even think about s-x anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes.
2007-01-04 06:52:22 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats hilarious...i will spread it all over and mabye it will get back to you
2007-01-04 06:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 9/10
2007-01-04 06:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Cute.
2007-01-04 06:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by SD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best 10/10
2007-01-04 12:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehhehee!!!! That is hilarious!!!! 20/10. You're one of the funniest people on this forum!! are you a teenager?
2007-01-04 06:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6.5 on a scale of 1-10. Pretty funny.
2007-01-04 06:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no the problem stains all the leather 10/10
2007-01-04 07:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a 6 outta 10 if you ask me
2007-01-04 07:26:17 · answer #8 · answered by hotbigtoad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one rofl 10/10
2007-01-04 20:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha... so funny...
Thanks for the 2 points.
2007-01-04 06:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋