Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

i can't let marge know

2006-12-08 20:07:11 · 17 answers · asked by homer pimpson 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-08 20:07:06 · 27 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

get it?

2006-12-08 20:06:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.....

2006-12-08 20:06:36 · 5 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Music

hey wat up i would really like new luv songs or just anything hott
and uh no hard rock soft rock is cool though and everything else is cool too plz answer

♥Love♥
Desiree

2006-12-08 20:06:24 · 5 answers · asked by Desiree 2 in Music

If you and me were to arm wrestle, who do you think would win?

2006-12-08 20:05:38 · 18 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-08 20:04:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me if its not.=D

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

2006-12-08 20:04:49 · 21 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 20:03:53 · 23 answers · asked by lovelyladypoet 3 in Polls & Surveys

There are three pick the one you like the best. I like the one where he is in museum, and second one during interview. They should make a comedy movie using the caveman.

2006-12-08 20:03:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Mrs Phelps asked me to ask.

2006-12-08 20:03:14 · 1 answers · asked by Palmerpath 7 in Movies

2006-12-08 20:03:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good night friends...

2006-12-08 20:02:33 · 10 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

what would you do for a klondike bar? would you kill a man?

2006-12-08 20:01:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a friend has asked me to record the best of the 80's music.sad to say,i missed alot of the 80's.(as far as the best of)she likes the hard but,also the mellow.can you give me some good ones?
ex;she likes "black betty" but,also "total eclispe of the heart","telsa",but,also "i'm the only one". I have a feeling i'll be making her more than one so,give me your best of the 80's.my brain is blocked on this one.

2006-12-08 20:00:29 · 14 answers · asked by jgmafb 5 in Music

2006-12-08 19:59:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:58:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was built by a team of otters and made completely of paper clips, mangosteens and cotton candy

2006-12-08 19:58:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:58:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-08 19:57:45 · 14 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:57:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:57:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him in the head with it. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The officer answers, "You're in London son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The officer does a check on the driver's license, and he's O.K. He gives the man his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him on the head. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The officer says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The officer says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your friend here, "I wish that a*shole would've tried that sh*t with me!"

2006-12-08 19:56:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Actually when you watch people speaking and stuff, they actually use the word "actually" too many times, don't you actually think so? I actually don't have anything against that, actually. But it's just that I actually noticed people use it so many times and I actually hear it a lot. Actually, yeah?

2006-12-08 19:56:07 · 23 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:55:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:55:33 · 11 answers · asked by S 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:55:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:54:44 · 15 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 19:53:37 · 29 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I used to smuggle hippopotamuses and mooses in my mustache, is that legal or morally right?

2006-12-08 19:53:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys