tell me if its not.=D
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
2006-12-08 20:04:49 · 21 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the question is.WAS IT FUNNY OR NOT?!
2006-12-08 20:07:02 · update #1
..........LMAO.............
haaahahahahahaha....~! seriously that was the funniest joke i have ever heard... and i dont normally say that to jokes....
falling of my chair-tears in my eyes-my cheeks flushed-kinda joke....
still lmao.........!
2006-12-08 20:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Diane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ...... lol
Take this:
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!,” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched c ocks,” he replied.
She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”
2006-12-09 04:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny
2006-12-09 04:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by Marin S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.
2006-12-09 04:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by Tom Foolery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes
2006-12-09 04:08:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah!its funny
2006-12-09 06:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny lol
2006-12-09 05:52:21 · answer #7 · answered by Marc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-12-09 05:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To funny!!!
2006-12-09 04:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by s_k_wilson1990 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-09 04:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by je6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋