A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to
findout anyway!"
You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then
I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your
Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button,
Nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:
> > > "You've Got Male"
2006-11-05
12:32:39
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