he tells her: "to your right is the door to heaven and to your left is the door to hell: chose!" immediatelly the old woman goes to the right door but before she gets to open it she hears drill noises followed by intense screams of pain. "what is that noise?" asked the old lady. "oh don't worry!" replied the man, "when you get to heaven they must drill holes on your back for the wings and one in the head for the halo." the woman then starts heading to the left door. the man says: "where are you going? if you go to hell the devil will do all kinds of sexual acts on you!" "i know," replied the old woman, " but at least the holes are already there..."
2006-10-08
18:37:55
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