Hey!
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your friend/partner is taking their sweet time :
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
2007-12-31 18:12:47 · 15 answers · asked by LilLaTLuv 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Rofl. Those are classic. I hope they made you smile!
Luv ya,
Tashi :)
2007-12-31 18:13:43 · update #1
Lol, that's so funny! I sometimes get bored when I go shopping with some people, but I'm too shy to try these things. By the way, you get a star.
2007-12-31 18:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by K N 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Not very original or new, but I will give you a star anyway.
2008-01-01 04:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A couple of those actually made me laugh out loud. --which is not an easy feat with me. (I've heard tons of jokes.)
(On the other hand a couple were a little 'too' dumb, but they can't all be prime material.)
2008-01-01 02:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sandor Kassar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YIKES! Don't look now, old couple, there's 10 packets of condoms in your trolley!
Excellent!
2008-01-01 02:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by Wendy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Genious!
2008-01-01 02:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by The Raven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. i love them.. when i was working at pic n save in the early 90s there was a time when some one use the dressing room for a bath room.. lol
2008-01-01 02:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by vis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations, you know how to use the Google search engine.
Lame.
2008-01-01 02:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
me and my friends accually did the condoms before. we were banned from that Wal-Mart for a month
2008-01-01 02:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♥MeMeAnn♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool. Hehehehe. Very funny.
These are the stars you have from me:
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********************(20 stars)
Happy New Year. It made me smile. HAHAHA. Thanks for making me laugh.
2008-01-01 02:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes that definitely made me smile
2008-01-01 02:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by smile more :) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋