Hey!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
2007-12-31 18:03:02 · 10 answers · asked by LilLaTLuv 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was
a bunch at Texas Instruments.
2007-12-31 18:03:31 · update #1
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
Hope those made you smile! Just remember, we all play the part of the idiot at what point or another.
Luv ya,
Tashi :)
2007-12-31 18:04:38 · update #2
I actually swear it is true. I had a flat tire and my 18 yr old brother walked up and said "Tire go flat?"
I took my baby son out shopping with me one day. He waas in a little suit complete with bowtie. blue shirt, blue pacifier, blue blanket, blue shoes, blue carseat. Lady walks up and says "is it a boy?" I said "No, we just wanna make sure she gets on Oprah some day!"
2007-12-31 18:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Love My Babies 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
humorous! George Carlin says to take a workstation with you in the morning once you bypass to paintings and write down the names of the idiots you notice. you will fill the workstation with the help of midday!
2016-10-03 00:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I will give you another star for this one.
Even though it duplicates another one.
2007-12-31 18:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by Sandor Kassar 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.. i love them.. and i can honestly say i have never heard any of them before
2007-12-31 18:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by vis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2007-12-31 18:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lovem!
2007-12-31 18:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by The Raven 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg i loved that especially the one about the girl and the power strip
2007-12-31 18:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by smile more :) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
here is a dirty one. if your easelly offended dont read on.
i was having a hard time with her in the store yesterday, she would not stop putting things in the cart. so i told her if you do not stop this i will tell your father you have been taking his ciaggaretts and hiding them, to whitch she simply replied with a yell and said, oh yeah well ill tell YOUR FATHER i saw you french kissing daddys pee pee last night.
i was in a sports store yesterday and the clerk said, may i help you, i replied no im just looking at your basket sized balls.
2007-12-31 18:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep it up, I love your posts!
2007-12-31 18:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Always A Princess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
very funny :)
2007-12-31 20:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋