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Ø These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!
Ø JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
Ø MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
Ø STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
Ø BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?
2007-12-31 17:48:04 · 24 answers · asked by LilLaTLuv 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ø SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
Ø D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
Ø MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
Ø CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
Ø JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
2007-12-31 17:49:00 · update #1
Ø TAMMY! (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
Ø Anonymous: on one particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient daughter (who was listening!) Leaned over to her and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
HEHEHEHEHE! Those made me laugh when I read them, so I thought I'd spread the joy around! Hope they at least made you smile!
Don't you just love kids?
Luv ya,
Tashi :)
2007-12-31 17:50:45 · update #2
My son was three we were standing in the garage watching the rain. "Daddy, is God sitting on the clouds watching us"
"Yes, he probably is" my son turned around, walked into the back and proclaimed, "I better get him the ladder. His butt is going to get wet."
2007-12-31 17:54:00 · answer #1 · answered by Brad B 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh that is so cute.. i will tell you one that my mom told me.. she told me when she was potting training me.. the preacher came over and i walked into the living room carrying the potty pan to show what a big girl i was.. i think i was 2 maybe 3..lol
2007-12-31 18:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by vis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
2007-12-31 18:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by The Raven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite humorous.... Yes, such things are always good for a chuckle -but preferably not in front of the children....
2007-12-31 18:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sandor Kassar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are cute. Kids are so innocent and curious, one can't help but love them.
2007-12-31 18:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by Gwendalin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a smile on my face makes me wonders what stars that i give you but its for sure its 5 rated stars .
Each child is special in their own way and each child makes you smile each day , they are the ones who teaches whats the world all about , as they dont have the bias aspects of every thingss around they see
2007-12-31 17:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sikandar A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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nice jokes
how many days have you spent making these great jokes!?
you've made me laugh so hard...
please post another set of jokes
2007-12-31 17:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by mj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww .... sooo cute
a star for you
2007-12-31 17:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
these are really cute!!! haha
2007-12-31 17:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
some cute ones there...
Cheers
Lisa
2007-12-31 17:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋