A bunch of first-year medical students were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "It is absolutely necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor of Medicine: the first is that you're not disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, rolled the body over and stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention"
2007-12-31 16:11:14 · 14 answers · asked by murphyslaw 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hurray for perhaps the sickest joke i heard in 2007. glad its almost over.. thank you though, it was cute.
2007-12-31 16:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by thomsonclara 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A side-splitter !!!!!!!!!!! Er, (trouble and) Strifey, how can I put this. OK, your geography, among many other things, is sadly lacking. Rothesay is on the Isle of Bute. Dunoon, where I live, is on the Cowal Peninsula, IE, the mainland. Question is, should I report YOU for being silly and ill-informed ? I'll not bother. You have enough to worry over as it is. "Moonlight Drive" by the Doors.
2016-05-28 08:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by myung 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. that is so funny.. i got to remember to tell it at work. .. must pay attention..
2007-12-31 18:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by vis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
2007-12-31 16:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by Checks and Goats 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
dumb
2007-12-31 16:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by Shadow U 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard it but funny
2007-12-31 16:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by matt limuel o 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol good one. they should have been more observative.
2007-12-31 16:33:15 · answer #7 · answered by kaceychic13 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Lol
2007-12-31 16:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by Applepie33 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-31 16:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL [:
2007-12-31 16:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Crayons are yummy♥ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋