A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
2007-12-31 15:22:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! thats funny!!!!!!!
2007-12-31 15:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You should dress like you take it seriously. Dress pants and a dress shirt should be sufficient (no jeans or t-shirts). A tie might look nice, but is optional.
2016-05-28 08:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to Funny
2007-12-31 23:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by Trainman1957 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao.
u deserve more than a star
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happy new yr ;)
2007-12-31 17:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by Tw!NkLe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...excellent
2007-12-31 16:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb
2007-12-31 16:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Shadow U 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
Do they allow you to get divorced while in jail?
2007-12-31 15:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had me "Rolling on the freaking floor laughing" GOOD ONE! STAR FOR YOU! By the way HAPPY NEW YEAR!
2007-12-31 15:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by dreamgirl542 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. CUTE JOKE!
2007-12-31 15:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♥Mom of 5♥ஐ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one DC. Bet he either leaves her home next time or tells the truth. That was really funny!! xo
Love the duct tape idea, Pat!!
2007-12-31 15:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, funny
2007-12-31 15:26:22 · answer #11 · answered by David B 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋