A duck walks into a corner store.
Duck: Got any grapes?
Clerk:: No, sorry we don't have grapes.
Duck leaves.
Duck returns the next day.
Duck: Got any grapes?
Clerk: No, we don't carry grapes.
Duck leaves.
Duck returns a 3rd day
Duck: Got any grapes?
Clerk: NO! We don't have ANY grapes and if you come in here asking for them again I'm gonna staple your feet to the floor!'
Duck leaves.
Duck comes in the next day.
Duck: Got any staples?
Clerk: No
Duck: Got any grapes?
2007-12-31 13:58:49 · 14 answers · asked by msym83 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha *laughs hard while being amused*
the duck was a bit smart there, anyway got any grapes?
2008-01-01 23:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by james t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke has always made me laugh!!! STAR!
2007-12-31 14:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by dreamgirl542 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid, Stupid Duck.
2007-12-31 14:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I kind-a like it myself. Here's one in return:
Lady at the super market has three baskets of food, gets in the only checkout line. After 10-minutes the checker finally gets to the end and asked, "Will there be anything else, madam?"
The lady says, "I forgot onions."
The checker says, "We don't have any onions."
The lady walks off to see for herself. Meanwhile the line is getting longer and there's only one checkout line.
Five minutes later the lady comes back. Again the checker asks, "Will there be anything else?"
The lady says, "I need onions."
The checker says, "Madam, we don't have any onions."
The lady takes off again to check the bin. The checkout line is getting longer with disgruntled customers.
After another five minutes the lady gets back. The checker asks again, "Will there be anything else?"
"I want some onions," says the lady.
The checker says, "Lady, if you took the rasp out of raspberry, what have you got?"
The lady says, "Berries."
"And if you take the black outta blackberries, what do you have?"
The lady says, "Berries."
"And if you take the ***** outta onions, what do you have?"
The lady says, "There ain't no ******** onions."
Checker says, "Lady, that's what I've been trying to tell you for 30-minutes."
2007-12-31 14:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by steven5ball 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
No matter how many times i hear this, I love it all the same. STAR!
2007-12-31 14:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, this joke, really aids a new year, being funny.
2007-12-31 14:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, i could see a duck doing that star
2007-12-31 14:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by kaleab 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that was a funniee one
2007-12-31 14:09:39 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh! A friend of mine told me this but I never got it. Now I do!
2007-12-31 14:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl That was funny. Star
2007-12-31 14:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by Creepy Man2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋