I need some info! I want a puppy that stays small, doesn't mouth things, can eat crap food, doesn't go to the bathroom anywhere because i don't feel like taking it outside,that doesn't ever need a vet or grooming that will sit still while i dress it up and only costs 25 dollars.
Would a mali-cocker-docker-peke-chi-apoo be a good dog for me?
2007-12-31 13:51:22 · 31 answers · asked by ♪Majestik moose© ★is preggers★ 5 in Pets ➔ Dogs
oh, i forgot, it MUST be an ultra micro mini teacup!
not being able to walk is PERFECT, as it will spend it's entire life in my purse. Those silly legs get in the way.
Walmart you say??? I must hurry over, i needs one! While i am there i will spend the extra $15 on cheap walmart dogfood, and $4000 on clothes and a bag for her, because i know it must be cold, the way it can't stop shaking.
2007-12-31 14:07:13 · update #1
Oh, Shepherd girl §, please!!!!
It has to be the smallest, and can i breed it back to the father , so i can have some more later on.
I guess 4 weeks is fine, i mean, i really feel it should be 4.5 weeks, i want her to be healthy, but i guess i can just over vaccinate her, and feed some science diet u/m/m/t/s/d(ultra mini micro teacup sick dogs) dogfood.
2007-12-31 14:25:53 · update #2
You are in luck because I am breeding my teacup dachshund to a poodle/yorkie and they will be ulta small, non shedding, fit fabulously in a purse and they will poo swedishfish (instead of feces)but you will have to wait about 9 weeks because we have to wait til the pups are at least 4 weeks. I figure since xmas is over there is no rush. If you promise to do all you said I will sell you one for $25 but you will have to get the shots yourself, this way your pup will get use to your vet.
I think my pups will work for you and they will look adorable in clothes and since it will be part doxie, my pups will definitely have very short legs and everyone knows about hybrid vigor.
Let me know if you want one so I can save you the tiniest one.
2007-12-31 14:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Shepherdgirl § 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Do they come in really cute colors, will one stay in my handbag for 10 hours a day while I'm at work, can they be bag trained by 6 weeks, can they be left outside in freezing temps 24/7, can I feed one cooked chicken bones, and what if I don't believe in vets, are they healthy, and can I breed one with my Bernese Mountain Dog? E-mail me privately if the answer is yes and I'll pay to have one shipped UPS. Happy New Year.
2007-12-31 16:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Little Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know what? if you want to get a bigger dog, I bet you'd LOVE a ponydoodle:
http://www.caninehorizons.com/The_Ponydoodle.html
2007-12-31 14:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by a gal and her dog 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can relate to your frustration at some of the inane questions posted on YA. I think you have succeeded in capturing the "essence" of these questions, however, you should have also asked "What do I call my mali-cocker-docker-peke-chi-apoo and what breed is he"?
2007-12-31 14:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HEY
!!!
i have a mali-cocker-docker! shes SO cute!
maybe we can find the peke-chi-apoo and breed them!!
HAH WE can make BIG bucks off of them
LOL
HAPPY NEW YEARS!âº
2007-12-31 14:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by << mαrtinα >> 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That depends, are you thinking of getting the blue one or the purple one? It should match your interior decor but still not clash with your favorite outfit
2007-12-31 14:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You have gotten the wrong information on designer dogs. This is the type you want, a teacup Great Llasa Bull Shih! There is no other breed of dog like them!
2007-12-31 14:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by Katslookup - a Fostering Fool! 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Buy a Barbie doll instead.
2007-12-31 14:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Faith D 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
how about a stuffed animal?
2007-12-31 14:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by Koter Boters misses Rufus! 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
sounds like a winner to me
you need to get off the dope for real
2007-12-31 13:59:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋