I mean, if you're right you don't gain anything, but if you're wrong you'll spend several hundred years in Hel. Hel is definitely a place you don't want to go. Hel is a pretty depressing place filled with the evil and the non-warriors.
You'll be surrounded by Jotnar, and when the Ragnarok starts you won't be able to avoid your terrible fate. The Aesir will tear you apart. Do you really expect Loki to protect you during the Ragnarok?
Wouldn't it be better if you just played it safe and believed? That way you could go to Val-hall and be on the side of the Aesir.
2007-12-31 13:46:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Creatrix: I'm talking about the place called Hel, not the daughter of Loki.
Also, I apologize to all my Asatru/Norse friends for any mistakes I may have made in describing some of your beliefs.
2007-12-31 14:05:05 · update #1
Don't *make* me come through this computer screen!
;-)
(*sip*)
2007-12-31 13:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jess H 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
If there are no lavatories to flush on your "valhalla" lodges, then the place do you anticipate me to throw up whilst i'm carried out worshiping? If that's not an Em Adjineri question, then i'm gunna get the spins attempting all 540 doorways to the fridges of holy beverages. you're a very cruel job grasp and that i'll coat your carpet with my worship.
2016-11-27 02:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! That was awesome!!!!!!!!!
*If I don't go to Val-Hall, then send me to Hel*
*My God carries a Hammer... Your's was nailed to a Cross... Any Questions?*
Thank you so much for this! This is hilarious!!!!
2007-12-31 14:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming! On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
2007-12-31 14:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd prefer Fólkvangr, likely more babes...
2007-12-31 13:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No.
2007-12-31 13:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Marlena 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jotnar is there? Oh wow, I haven't seen good old Jotnar since high school! Where do I sign?
2007-12-31 13:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'll put my seat belt on but I am not putting bullet proof armor on my body. Let's be realistic.
2007-12-31 13:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby K 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
*drink*
Cheers, and a Happy New Year to you!
2007-12-31 13:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by Godless AM™ VT 7 · 10⤊ 1⤋
A *drink* to tonight's version of Pascal's Wager. Happy New Year.
2007-12-31 13:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by link955 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
DRINK.....
Thanks
2007-12-31 13:49:32 · answer #11 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋