an old man is sitting on his front porch and a little boy is walking by with some chicken wire.
hey there young fella where you goin with that there chicken wire?
gonna go catch me a chicken. the kid walks on.
the old man thinks " silly kid, can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. but a few hours later the kid walks by carrying a chicken.
next day, the old man see the kid walking by tossing a roll of duct tape in the air,
say young feller where ya goin with that duct tape?
gonna catch me some ducks.
the old man thinks stupid kid, can't catch no ducks with duct tape. sure enough a little later the kid walks by with a couple of ducks.
The next day, the old man gets up from his rocking chair on the porch and excitedly asks " say son is that p^ssy willow you got there? hold on a second i'm coming with you!
2007-12-31 13:17:34 · 6 answers · asked by wat'd U call me 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA. Good one, star for you.
2007-12-31 13:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by Creepy Man2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL star
2007-12-31 14:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mini kirby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-12-31 14:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke hahahaha going to tell my friends that one.
2007-12-31 13:32:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Cullen Black [{♥}] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Have a star.
2007-12-31 13:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by hermanthemagnificent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhh HA HA HA not funny!!
2007-12-31 13:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by ¸.•*´`*♥To0DaMnFaBuL0uS♥*´`*•.¸ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋