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I want to be a real super villain bent on world destruction and the destruction of the American way of life
How do I start?

2007-12-31 12:09:16 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Military

35 answers

Become an aide to a Republican or Democratic Party official.

Watch him or her carefully and learn the techniques.

Work your way up through the ranks. If you are a Republican, pick some minority and spend all of your time talking against them. Do your best to mobilize the rest of the population against them as a scapegoat for all their problems. If you are a Democrat, pick some disadvantaged group and introduce a program that you can pretend will help them, but take care to make certain that it won't really help.

Over the years, have your opponents "outed," blackmailed, assassinated or just plain outspend them.

Eventually you will become president of the United States. You will then have the platform you need to fulfill your ambition.

However, I think you will find that there is so much competition to be the one to fulfill this ambition (in both parties), that you are unlikely to succeed.

2007-12-31 12:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dont Call Me Dude 7 · 2 0

That would require some intelligence and as seen by your posting this none military question in the military section you don't have any!1

Hark!! is that the wind I hear, or the large empty space between your ears echoing the sound of your one loan brain cell O dumb super-villain sidekick??

2007-12-31 22:47:57 · answer #2 · answered by conranger1 7 · 0 0

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2016-10-03 00:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by mccowen 4 · 0 0

First - register as a Democrat.
Then go out and be all you can be.

2007-12-31 12:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by That's a Stupid Question 3 · 1 2

LOL! America will not be destroyed.....you must be retarded.

2007-12-31 12:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by dave b 6 · 0 0

well...first you will need to come up with a costume scheme. all super villains need one. capes are optional. then take some time in front of a full length mirror to get your pose and evil grin down cold. then practice you evil villain laugh. you got to have one of those. after all of that is set then choose a reason to hate the world. then you chose your method of destruction. then do it!! hope this helps. maybe we'll see you on the news??

2007-12-31 12:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by Manny P 1 · 1 0

Become a republican adviser.

2007-12-31 12:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by Texas 3 · 1 6

Go on the Dr.Phil Show and tell him your plans for world Domination
id love to see his Reaction :)

2007-12-31 12:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

move to iraq.

2007-12-31 12:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Sign up as a cheerleader.

2007-12-31 12:11:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Lena ♥ 4 · 5 1

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