Isn't the fact that the world is balanced on the back of an elephant proof of God? Who else could balance a planet on an animal?
Also, who else could make a turtle so strong its shell could hold an elephant and a planet? Obviously, God had something to do with it.
2007-12-31 11:39:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ms. Bubbles: It's a very strong elephant.
Brother Manuel: It's turtles all the way down! :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down
2007-12-31 11:43:33 · update #1
Brother Manuel: I meant to say "That's very clever young man, but it's turtles all the way down!"
2007-12-31 11:44:58 · update #2
But, what's under the turtle? ;-)
2007-12-31 11:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Where did you get the acid you're on currently? Can you help me find some? This Athiest believes thou to be nutso. No disrespect for your wacko ideas intended. What about Atlas? Huh? Answer that? OK, where's the bong? This is gonna be a long night.
2007-12-31 12:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An elephant CAN support the weight of a planet because it's in SPACE!
NO AIR=NO GRAVITY...AND only god can force animals to live in a vacuum.......OF SPACE!!!!!
2007-12-31 11:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
to the original question... yes, i can.
2007-12-31 11:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by Jeef 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your ideas intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
No one ought to keep pets. The animals in my house stay there because they have no where else to go, but apparently Jesus thinks he can exploit these gentle giants to his own world-balancing ends. No god of mine.
2007-12-31 11:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that has to be one very angry turtle. the weight of the world and all.
2007-12-31 11:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by trace 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's proof that God is very cruel to elephants and turtles.
2007-12-31 11:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You have to prove to me the elephant exists first.
2007-12-31 11:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Amazing logic. I am speechless.
2007-12-31 11:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Russ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Err....yes actually: http://www.southbaymobilization.org/newsroom/earth/USFromSpaceWithStars1024.jpg
2007-12-31 11:43:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The world is not balanced on an elephant which stands on a turtle, because an elephant is proven to be unable to support that weight.
2007-12-31 11:41:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋