The other day my 3 years old son came in the bathroom while I was getting ready to take a bath. Apparently he needed to use the restroom,out of the blue,he said:
"baby milk!
-and I said:
"where???........(I was too tired to noticed that he was pointing at me).............lol.
then he came over by the tub and punched one of my breast.
My 7 years old girl run in to the bathroom and said:
"Mama ain't got no milk,it's all dried out !
I laughed so hard cause I thought it was so funny......lol.
then my son said:
yes she do got milk !!!
then my 7 years old daughter said:
"no she don't you drunked it all and she didn't have no more milk for you to drink when you was a baby cause you greedy!
And my son finally said:
"Mommy your milk finish ?
I said:
"yes baby,mommy don't have any milk in there!
Throughout their debate,I knew the reason my daughter told him that was because she overheard me talking to her auntie about breast milk a while back.She knows all to well about
*breastfeeding*...............lol.
Anyway,that my funny story of my "funny crazy kids".
*~Happy New Year~*
2007-12-31 14:46:23
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answered by Anonymous
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My boys were dry for two naps. I let them try the big boy potty and they said they went. stupid me didn't check the potty, and they both cam running out naked stopped, looked down with their legs kinda open and peed on the ground at the same time. it was like i was looking at a mirror..
few days ago they cam out of their room, ran in to the living room and crashed on the couch. Jacobe crashed first and then Keegan crashed right on top of him. Only for me to find out they had this white fuzz all over them. Doing a little investigating i found out they tor up their diapers and were causing a little trouble. I sure hope they didn't tare up the diapers they had on. They did come out butt naked, once again.
2007-12-31 13:14:09
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answered by Takarie K 4
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Hi! WOW! EVERYBODY really is a critic! That's funny!
My son (who, is of course, funnier, smarter and much more entertainig than ANYone else's...) was learning to talk... he was about 11 months old at this time, and we were stationed at Aviano AFB, Italy, so our house was always filled with single guys...
My husband and I were walking along, and Greg was in this stroller...
Suddenly, from the stroller, my son says...LOUDLY.... "Huck!"
I whipped my head toward Rob and snapped, "OKAY! Which one of your smart-mouthed buddies...!") Greg said, again, with more emphasis, "Huck!! HUCK, HUCK, HUCK, Mommy!"
I looked away from glaring at his Father, and down at my son in his stroller...
He was pointing up at the sky, where a flight-of-four jets were circling overhead.
Ahem. ...Apparently, that was the beginning of Greg learning to say "LOOK!" ...never mind....
Thanks! Fun Q. }:>
2007-12-31 12:24:33
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answered by Ja'aj };> 6
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My 2 year old yells at me if the phone rings and I don't answer it. She has the biggest spaz attack. It's absolutely hysterical! And every time I hurt myself and say "Ow" she giggles.
A few weeks ago, at my parents' house, my Dad was bringing in some firewood. He got in the back door, and she stood right in front of him and told him no. She kept babbling and pointing at his dirty boots. My Mom had to take the firewood from my Dad so he could take off his boots. She's a clean freak and didn't want him walking all over the house in his dirty shoes!
2007-12-31 12:03:12
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answered by Anonymous
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He is allowed he is your baby. Bless his little heart.. Happy new year God bless you all.
2007-12-31 11:52:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Maybe you embarrassed him-lol. Good night, Love jo xx
2007-12-31 11:49:25
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answered by Anonymous
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LMFAO. I'm sorry, that sounds just like my 2 year old. Children are little monsters, but they're so damn funny.
2007-12-31 11:31:00
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answered by Amanda 6
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have you ever considered singing lessons..lol
2007-12-31 11:22:40
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answered by pbecool 2
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when one of my sons was around 6 he kicked me where the sun don't shine-hurt pretty bad -but the total shock as to why he did it was worse-never did find out to this day-he is now 31
2007-12-31 11:20:48
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answered by Anonymous
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For a long time, my daughter would "Shh" us loudly if we sang. Now she applauds. I don't think our singing has gotten any better, so go figure.
2007-12-31 11:19:01
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answered by spam_nachos 4
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