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interpreting the bible is really hard without it i mean God seems like an awful tyrant to me yet believers say God is love.

2007-12-31 10:51:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You need to send money and Coco puffs box tops to
GOD PO box 1653 Ypsilanti MI 48832.
Expect delivery in 2-4 weeks.

2007-12-31 10:58:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

at your local booze stop

2007-12-31 11:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by chicachicabobbob 4 · 1 0

It's just fiction, don't take it so seriously. There are many other books which are so much better. It's a rather dry read, perhaps getting liquored up first might help.

I'm thinking of starting a new religion based on Lord of the Rings, it has just as much reality as the Bible, maybe more.

2007-12-31 11:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by foreverLiberal 2 · 0 0

God is love.
Before a got the faith, i couldn't understand the bible, then i found God and then a whole new world was opened. I pray before i open the bible, then i understand so much more.
So a decoder ring you don't need, pray for clearity, understanding, and so much will open to u.

2007-12-31 11:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by vbergman3 2 · 0 1

You my friend must be filled with the HOLY SPIRIT. My preference (Crown Royal).

2007-12-31 10:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

2007-12-31 10:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

You don't need a ring, you have already broken the code.

2007-12-31 10:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 3 0

Lucky Charms has them in the box every once in a while.

2007-12-31 10:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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