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I mean, "one nation, under god" might mean Thor!

2007-12-31 10:00:06 · 20 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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One cross is good. Two is better. But 50 crosses is best. I say just replace the stars with crosses. And in the stripes we could put Bible verses.

2007-12-31 10:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 5 5

You've already got 50 pentagrams... that ought to cover your bases with the other guy...

2007-12-31 19:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 0 0

Screw that. Let's just leave it blank. A big, blank, white flag.

2007-12-31 19:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just take some of the stripes and make them go up and down and you get a bunch of crosses.

But just be safe, we should make all those five pointed stars, six pointed Mogan Davids, just in case the Jews are right.

2007-12-31 19:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by forgivebutdonotforget911 6 · 0 0

How about two hammers that makes a cross

You wouldn't want to make Thor angry

2007-12-31 18:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by Moo 5 · 1 0

Sure! And we'd better add some Stars of David just to be sure.
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2007-12-31 18:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 1 0

Oh, no. Nothing means anything anymore. We are a nation of extremes. Extreme overuse of everything, symbols, words, you name it. I can't take any more crosses. It is an ancient symbol of war. No more, please. Christianity worships a symbol of war and anyone else that supports one. How about instead, one nation of the people, by the people and for the people. Let's be a republic again, with true freedom.

2007-12-31 18:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Because stars and stripes look better with red, white, and blue. That's it! :)

I just sketched up crosses with red, white, and blue. And they looked hideous. :)

2007-12-31 18:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Russ 4 · 1 0

I say remove the stars and put pentacles, and the stripes, we'll have a Pagan Prayer

2007-12-31 18:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by Meatwad 6 · 4 0

@Geoff: The founders of the US were mostly Atheist/Agnostic, the country was NOT founded on Christian principles and is clear based on the idea of "separation of church and state". Learn the history of your own damn country.

Converting the flag to a religious one is a little over-the-edge at this point.

2007-12-31 18:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

Are you trying to say that "one nation, under god" *doesn't* mean Thor??

I have to write a letter to the Treasury...

2007-12-31 18:06:52 · answer #11 · answered by Reporting is Unchristian *AM* 2 · 11 0

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