A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute." Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. "Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time. "There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual." With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
2007-12-31 09:54:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bow wow a good one, friend*
I trained German Shepherds for the State Police & never heard one Meow! Heard a few burglars me-ow though*
2007-12-31 14:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
cute i like it! you can share that with anyone especially dog lovers like me!
2007-12-31 13:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by PAM 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great!!! :)
Have a star! *
2007-12-31 10:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!! He was bilingual!! lol Extra stars**********
HAPPY NEW YEAR, DC, AND EVERYONE HERE ON YAHOO XO
2007-12-31 10:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah good one
2007-12-31 10:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is good stuff .
2007-12-31 09:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by WC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
where did u get that one?
2007-12-31 09:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL I almost peed myself, which isn't funny because I'm old
Happy New Year
2007-12-31 09:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao. That was great!
2007-12-31 09:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adorable. If I could star this one twice, I would.
2007-12-31 09:56:48 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋