A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
Hee hee..star this or leave a comment if you laughed!
2007-12-31 09:41:25 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous Mommy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its a joke! I'm a woman too and I find it soo funny!
2007-12-31 09:56:14 · update #1
I got this from my stepmom in an foward. Hopefully I will get more good ones from her!
2008-01-01 09:58:59 · update #2
But if.........no..... but wait............. if there......... you mean.......? LMAO
2007-12-31 09:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gold Dust Woman
2016-05-28 07:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get now. it took me a while and i had to read the other answers. ha funny
2007-12-31 13:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by amrrashed69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL star for you!
2007-12-31 09:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by ♥MeMeAnn♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-31 09:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by kisser 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you deserve that star !
That was a good one for sure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey ,
HAPPY NEW YEAR
2007-12-31 09:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by palma 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eeeww!!!!
2007-12-31 09:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Lovable ♥♥♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, haha..tsk, tsk. :P
2007-12-31 09:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by merrymary09 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
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2007-12-31 09:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by May 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-12-31 09:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ew
2007-12-31 09:44:19 · answer #11 · answered by Indiana Jones 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋