God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Dear Lord
So far this year I've done well.
I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
Amen
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Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Peter with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'Phase one?' wonders Ken.
'Yeah,' laughs Peter, 'I've quit buying.'
2007-12-31 08:52:52 · 16 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha great thanxxx!
i see the trolls on patrolls are out again,phantom downthumber wan*ers,oh well,thubs up from now on to every question I go,if only others were like me..........xxx
2007-12-31 11:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
gewgw
2014-05-12 17:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...excellent lol
2008-01-01 00:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
2007-12-31 21:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good ones! :D
Have a star! *
PS. I didn't recognize your avatar at first ;)
2007-12-31 19:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
These were GREAT your hot tonight!!
LOL & LOL some more!!
Happy New Year !!
2007-12-31 19:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Babette 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not going for it! I like your avatar, though! lol.
2007-12-31 19:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-31 18:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 3⤊ 5⤋
star4u
2007-12-31 17:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
lol
2007-12-31 17:46:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋