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Suppose a beast came out of the sea with 7 heads and 10 horns, the mouth of a lion, and the feet of a bear. Suppose additionally that a second beast came out of the earth and had "two horns like a lamb and spake like a dragon" (Revelation 13:11). Suppose that second beast demanded that you worship the first beast.

Would be apprehensive, or would you just go along with it? Would you think that maybe the prophecy is coming true?

2007-12-31 08:00:18 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Also, can anybody explain to me why the suggested category for this question was "Jokes & Riddles"?

2007-12-31 08:00:48 · update #1

34 answers

What if,.....

A mattel plastic action figure with 7 heads, 10 horns, the mouth of a lion, and the feet of a bear washed up on shore somewhere?

And what if,...

An earthquake uncovers a mattel plastic action figure at a local dump ~ 1972 model ~ with two horns like a lamb yammerin' like a dragon when you push the button demanding that you worship the first beastly plastic action figure?

Is prophecy fulfilled?




I suppose Y! considers religion & spirituality to be closely related to jokes & riddles. That's just RUDE sho nuff.

2007-12-31 08:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by No Chance Without Yo Mama 6 · 2 0

I would never go along with it for common sense reasons. I know what those "marks" would involve: a microchip, including a GPS system. In other words, our government would be able to track where we are at any given moment. It sounds very scary to me.

2016-05-28 06:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by cornelia 3 · 0 0

Maybe you are too stupid to piece together the symbolism.

2007-12-31 08:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Thanks a lot smart a** you made me piss my pants ! .............







.... LAUGHING !!!!!!!!!

And the reason jokes and riddles came up is even a computer has more brains than someone that would take crap like this seriously hell even the Christians are laughing hysterically ! The JWs too, poor fools are laughing so hard most of them can't even type you an answer !

2007-12-31 08:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Quiet honestly, I think you'd find that beast on the menu at some Japanese restaurant.

They eat everything..........

2007-12-31 08:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ella 7 · 4 0

I'd be cowering in me basement... praying for gaaaawdzilla to come save me with her xcutie noses!

*Nose push*

2007-12-31 08:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

Currently known prophecies? Which ones?

I think it's obvious why"Jokes and Riddles" was recommended.

2007-12-31 08:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Well that would probably do it for me.

And Jokes and Riddles seems appropriate.

2007-12-31 08:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Because it's really funny?

2007-12-31 08:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Are you kidding, I'd be hiding under a bush somewhere! Not out listening to strange monsters!

(And hoping that the guys who took care of Godzilla would get rid of his friends, too!)

2007-12-31 08:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 10 0

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