blonde moments?

Question

i want to hear some rlly funni ones and u dont have to be a blonde

Answer 1

Ooooh, there are many. But I'll tell you my Tale of Two (make that 3, no 5!) Turkeys

Once when I was temping in a florist's shop and it was the day before Thanksgiving, I brought my frozen turkey to work so that it could thaw safely in the large walk-in cooler. Not wantiing to forget my turkey and arrive home an hour away without it - and not having any paper to write myself a note - I wrote "turkey" on my hand with a marker, and promptly forgot about it. Throughout the day, whenever I greeted people at the shop and waved, I kept getting strange and puzzled looks till I was washing my hands toward the end of the day and saw that I'd been waving "turkey" to everyone! At least I remembered the turkey...

But that's not the end of the turkey tales. A month later at Xmas, I again brought my turkey to thaw in the big cooler the day before Xmas eve. On Xmas eve, I was leaving and ready to take my turkey home. It was gone! I began searching frantically through other coolers and caught the attention of a supervisor who began helping. Then the owner approached and asked what was up. Still a temp, I reluctantly told him about the turkey. He got a very strange look on his face and said, "I better call my wife."

Here I have to tell you that the boss was Dutch and I wasn't sure how familiar he was with American language or customs. Also, he and his wife were co-owners of the store and of course, made decisions together.

Back to the story. I was thinking,"Am I gonna get canned for leaving a turkey (food) in the cooler and he's calling to check with his wife that that's what he should do? Or is he checking with her on what a turkey is?" So, I'm sweating this call and the result.

After hanging up the phone, he pulls out his wallet, begins peeling off some bills and says, "I'm REALLY sorry..."

"Oh, s***,"I think to myself, "I'm getting fired on Christmas eve."

He continues, "But I took the turkey."

He must have seen the look of disbelief on my face as he went on, "My wife put our turkey in the cooler also and when she told me to bring it home, I must have taken yours." (His wife had actually taken theirs home earlier and who would have thought there'd be another turkey in the cooler?) He hands me some money and says,"Please, go get another - whatever you want - get a whole meal. I'm really sorry." (Easily the most decent man I ever worked for!!)

So I DID go out and get a really nice, big SMOKED turkey (they were out of the uncooked ones by then - it WAS Xmas eve!) and all the trimmings, and still had a little left over to tuck in my stocking! =)

Answer 2

can it be jokes...

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

Answer 3

Q: What is brunette hair dye?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Answer 4

rly funny.............its u of coz.....

Answer 5

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

Answer 6

ok so this blonde was talking to her bf on the phone trying to put together a puzzle she told him its exspose to be a tiger, and that she needed help so plz come over. So once he got there she showed him the puzzle. He put his hand on her shoulder and sighed then said lets put the frosted flakes back into the box and then go out to eat.

Answer 7

Magic Mirror

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.





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Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Answer 8

yes... answering this question