Shamelessly asking for stars, cause this is the best I've ever heard.
The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement. He sat there happily for several hours until countdown, then toasted the new year with several passionate kisses with the many attractive female guests before a strange expression dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."
2007-12-31 06:46:27 · 6 answers · asked by Vangorn2000 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya..i can't tell you how many time that has happened to me.....heeheeeh star for you!
2007-12-31 06:50:59 · answer #1 · answered by freakinjokers_serious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-12-31 17:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-12-31 15:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by suzywong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-31 14:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a personal problem to me. Goes to show how easy it was for him to forget about his wife, lol.
Happy New Year.
2007-12-31 14:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My wife is waiting in the car while I play on Y!A.
cute though, have a star.
2007-12-31 14:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by Will S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋