how do u wanna die?

Question

do u wanna be:
stabbed,shot,strangled,suffoced,car crash,or heart attack?

poisened or in ur sleep?

Answer 1

in my sleep so i wont see it coming

Answer 2

I like the way a Martian artist died in Robert H. Heinlein's book "Stranger In a Strange Land." The Martian was so busy that he hadn't noticed his dis-corporation (death) and he went on about his normal business until friends pointed out his predicament to him. Then everyone was cheerfully busy with a new problem: "What kind of funeral do we have for this guy?" "How do we judge the merits of his worK? Was he a great living artist or...............?"

Not a bad death, I choose to barely take notice of my own.

Answer 3

Probably getting killed by a huge wave or a shark while I'm surfing.

Answer 4

Your question reminds me of the old joke - Some friends are standing around at a party and one of them turns philosophical. He asks the others what do they want people to say at their funeral.
One guy says he wants people to say he looks like he is sleeping peacefully.
A second guy says, no, he wants people to say he looks like that was one hell of a party.
After a moment's thought, the final guy says he wants people to say, "Look! Grandpa is waking up!"

That's sort of how I feel about it. I don't particularly want to die.

So I guess the answer to your question would be, "Surprise me."

Answer 5

first i would do some thing crazy that would make me famous and then i would jump off the empire state building on purpose

Answer 6

In my sleep.

Answer 7

while Im going poop

Answer 8

In my sleep

Answer 9

crash

Answer 10

None of the above. Peacefully, while I sleep sounds good.