What do women and dog poo have in common the older they get the easier they are to pick up
2007-12-31 06:44:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gee,i can't see why no one got this one it is so simple.
older women have to be easier to pick up ,cuz most men r married and there is not much selection left so got to take who ever hits on them.
and dog poo dry's with age and no longer struck to the ground and easier to pick up.
think with an invistegative mind and common sense
2007-12-31 06:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
(0.0)......Wow! That came from your mom?!
2007-12-31 18:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-31 15:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-31 14:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by suzywong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dog poo are great to pick up in the morning when it's freezing outside...
Here's one from uncle Bowie:
Bowie: Miss Keechie, do you know what the Mississippi state animal is?
Keechie: What?
Bowie: You know, the state animal.
Keechie: I don't know. A deer, maybe?
Bowie: No, sir! It's a squashed dog in the road!
Bowie: Miss Keechie, do you know what the Mississippi state flower is?
Keechie: What?
Bowie: You know, the state flower.
Keechie: I don't know. Daisy, maybe?
Bowie: No, sir! It's ragweed!
Bowie: Miss Keechie, do you know what the Mississippi state tree is?
Keechie: What?
Bowie: You know, the state tree.
Keechie: I don't know. Ash, maybe?
Bowie: No, sir! It's lamp posts!
2007-12-31 14:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok thats just wrong,..........and where does your mom live again???
2007-12-31 14:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by freakinjokers_serious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't even get it and it's not funny like at all
2007-12-31 14:47:51 · answer #7 · answered by oLi_♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mothers can be bitches!
2007-12-31 14:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by moriartee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BREASTS!! LOLZ =P
2007-12-31 14:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋