2007-12-31 04:05:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Laptop, your a nice sham
2007-12-31 04:10:36 · update #1
Laptop, please tell me more
2007-12-31 04:13:09 · update #2
A true confession. I do not own a laptop. I use an outdated desk-eating old school computer.
Oh the humanity! I feel like such a sham!!
But in my dreams I have a laptop with a good enough graphics card that I can play Portals! Because yes, laptops are more user friendly.
2007-12-31 04:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
a very loving and respectful person you are.. yes considerate of others too..
im sure you say those things in places like churches..
maybe say things about buddha in front of buddhists and things about mohammed...
do you?
try not to say things here you are not capable of saying in front of real people.
2007-12-31 04:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by bagsy84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they help keep the research going and let you get portable
I found this using my recovering christian laptop
The Biblical view of women
The God of the Bible decrees that woman must submit to the dominance of man.
"The social and legal position of an Israelite wife was inferior to the position a wife occupied in the great countries round about... all the texts show that Israelites wanted mainly sons to perpetuate the family line and fortune, and to preserve the ancestral inheritance... A husband could divorce his wife; women on the other hand could not ask for divorce... the wife called her husband Ba'al or master; she also called him adon or lord; she addressed him, in fact, as a slave addressed his master or subject, his king. The Decalogue includes a man's wife among his possessions... all her life she remains a minor. The wife does not inherit from her husband, nor daughters from their father, except when there is no male heir. A vow made by a girl or married woman needs, to be valid, the consent of the father or husband and if this consent is withheld, the vow is null and void. A man had a right to sell his daughter. Women were excluded from the succession."
-Roland de Vaux, archaeologist and priest
2007-12-31 04:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably get lap cancer from the magnetron.
(or is that microwaves? Now I'm confused!!)
(yes, she's a she, a most wonderful she, who knows Greek!!)
2007-12-31 04:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laptop! you can have mine!
2007-12-31 04:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, as someone with two laptops and two desktops, I can say they both have their good points. I prefer my laptop because I like my privacy with the children around. Nothing weird. I just hate having people reading over my shoulder. However, my desktop has much greater video, more storage, a significantly faster processor, and a ton more memory. y desktop runs better, but I do prefer using my laptop, at least when I get a new ac adapter, which I cannot jury rig together anymore.
2007-12-31 04:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so the fact I have a laptop and sit in my recliner with my feet up all relaxed and comfy, and i though that you had the same pleasure..... O...... you poor dear girl...... may God bless you with the laptop of your dreams!
2007-12-31 04:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Noble Angel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laptop Jesus is a joker. His comments make me laugh. As do your questions.
peace and lurve.
2007-12-31 04:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke or what....
Well, I think laptop is better, as I can access Yahoo Answers R&S anywhere anytime with ease and far less burden to carry...
2007-12-31 04:09:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't trade my laptop for anything.
2007-12-31 04:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋