I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-12-31 03:04:20 · 11 answers · asked by Steve C 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is my new favorite joke ;)
2007-12-31 04:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥livingdeadgirl♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Dang. Thanks, I needed that!
2007-12-31 09:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Lady M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made my day
2007-12-31 07:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by bobdole_13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie; however, I somehow doubt that YOUR Dad would ever do that.
2007-12-31 03:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Fyre & Reign RETIRED 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
- oh thats why someone called u spock! your pick is spock
2007-12-31 03:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ..thanks steve for a laugh to day...
2007-12-31 03:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2007-12-31 03:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-12-31 03:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha,LMAO. Good Old Dad. Thanks for that,lol. Love Jo xx
2007-12-31 03:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one, but still good. Live long and prosper.
2007-12-31 03:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋