What is a funny way to?

Question

tell your gf that you have been to the doctor and she needs to be tested for std's. Points for originality.

Answer 1

I would tell her to watch me pour a coke into a glass and see how it fizzles. Tell her that I am doing the same thing and she may have it too. " I suggest you stand back because here comes the slap in your face"

Answer 2

Say hey babe been to the doc I got rotten crotch sorry about your bad luck but you might have it too lmao