Sex
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex. To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people, and went down the line asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately how often each person had sex.
The last man in line was grinning from ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist guessed, but was surprised when the man said no.
"Once a day, then?" Again the answer was no.
"Twice a week?"
"No."
"Twice a month?"
"No."
When the doctor asked, "Once a year?" the man finally said yes.
The therapist was angry that his theory hadn't worked with this individual, and he asked the man, "What the heck are you so happy about?"
The man answered, "Tonight's the night!"
2007-12-31 02:11:30 · 12 answers · asked by MissBeauty1989 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol - on New Year's Eve too, gotta hand it to that guy! ^_^
2007-12-31 02:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by Asa S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-12-31 15:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by I 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one :) !!!
2007-12-31 11:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-12-31 10:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by MEETOO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHaHaHa!!! Kudos! ...10*...
Great Joke! LOL. LOL.
2007-12-31 10:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... hilarious
2007-12-31 10:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Rebecca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it, lol so funny!
10/10
2007-12-31 10:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by eden 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA thats funny.
2007-12-31 10:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by the man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-31 10:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol so much for a theory
2007-12-31 10:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by missy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-31 10:17:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋