A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We don't have a maid," says the man.
The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."
The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot thewitch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."
A long pause and the man says, "Is this 567-5309?"
2007-12-31 02:04:25 · 13 answers · asked by smurf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe
^ I know, hehe is kind of creepy.
2007-12-31 02:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2016-05-28 05:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by bev 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops! LOL.
2007-12-31 02:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-12-31 02:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by MEETOO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that is too funny but wrong.
2007-12-31 02:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by HEARTBOUND♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eessh...
good one!!
2007-12-31 02:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by CC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah i like it!
2007-12-31 02:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by beachblondi89@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha some dude is going to hell with his maid
2007-12-31 02:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by missy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:o...lol
2007-12-31 02:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by MissBeauty1989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what people will do for $. That maid is going straight to hell.
2007-12-31 02:08:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it before, but it still makes me laugh
good one
2007-12-31 02:07:41 · answer #11 · answered by Emo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋